If you are reading this blog, chances are pretty good that you’ve heard of Adepticon, and their team tournament. As you might imagine, the Team Snake Eyes blog was created to document the process of preparing for that august event. Over the course of the next few weeks I’ll be throwing up some posts documenting our efforts in that regard over the years, but most importantly, for the upcoming 2012 tournament.
Broken down to its simplest components, to play in the Team
Tourney you need 4000 points of models, and 4 guys willing to play them. Today I’m going to be talking about the
“team” aspect of this event.
Depending upon who you know, or where you live, it can
sometimes be a challenge to find 4 players willing to take this journey
together. Do they all have the financial
means? I would love to work out how much
money I’ve spent on this tournament over the years (essentially my entire
Salamanders army + other sundry bits), but if my wife ever saw those figures
I’d likely get heavily ‘sanctioned’. Do they
have the actual time to work on pre-tournament preparations or to actually make
the trip? Many of my 40k friends are
shift workers or full time students.
Sometimes they can’t arrange the vacation, or have other priorities that
prevent them from participation. My crew
is also heavily involved in Paizo’s Pathfinder game or other role-playing
platforms. Married gamers know that there
is often a limit to the number of events one can attend or afford. Can anyone paint or lose without throwing a
tantrum? Say what you will about soft
scores, but this team tournament has them.
Your army needs to look like it belongs together and you won’t get far
if you score well in battle points but go all “West Side Story” on your
opponents or team mates.
So, as you can imagine, there are a lot of things to
consider in picking your team. I have
seen good friends not get chosen because they were too competitive. I’ve been “fired” from teams before we even
completed planning because of personality differences. Better to sort it out early than not have an
enjoyable time in Chicago.
So, that brings me to the most boring part of this piece,
introducing you to the Team Snake Eyes contingent for Adepticon 2012:
That prime rib BEGGED me to eat it. |
Chosen1 (Team Captain, army owner, and spiritual leader) – To
put it bluntly, I’m awesomely amazing at everything I do. Any failures in my life can be safely
attributed to those around me interfering with my aura of greatness. I’ve been around the world 31 times, visited
every semi autonomous nation state within the Mid-west, and received honorary
awards such as “Most Magnificent Man of the Last Five Minutes”, “Creator of the
Twinkie”, and who could forget the “Most Cherry Coke Zeroes Drank in a Night”
award. Yeah, it looks intimidating doesn’t
it? Shhh, shhh, shhhhh. Hush now, don’t be scared. It’s just better this way. You’ll know it too; you just have to be one
of the lucky few that make it past my entourage.
He's so far beyond you all spiritually, it defies reason. |
Chaplain Aerion (Art Director) – Aerion is one of my oldest
friends. Not precisely on his merits,
but his wife pays me a healthy stipend to say that publicly from time to
time. Known fondly as “the cabbage boy”
by the roughnecks he grew up with, he has an amazing knack for feng shui,
competition napping, and interpretive dance.
Additionally, I like to refer to him as the “dice whisperer” for his
uncanny ability to accurately state the outcome of every throw of dice he’s
ever made. It’s brilliant, you should see
it. I’ve leaned heavily on Aerion’s
talents over the years and that may be why we’ve never finished higher in the
standings than we have.
Do NOT ask to pet the elephant. |
Zephyr (Rules Guy & Strongest Player) – Zephyr
is both a charity case, and living proof that there is life after a career of
brutal Burmese pit fighting. Raised by
feral cats and captured early by mercenaries, he was forced into blood sport at
an early age. Recently recovered on one
of my many humanitarian missions, I set his vicious mind at ease by making him
play with toy soldiers. His keen warrior’s
mind and my masterful tutelage granted him quick grasp of the game and he longs
for the day he can take revenge on his former masters by returning to Burma and
challenging the mercenary leader to a game of 40k Apocalypse. Zephyr enjoys butterflies, coconut milk
smoothies, funny hats and Pokémon when not yearning for the settlement of blood
fueds.
That look means he's hungry |
His hair is simply average. |
Chambers (self proclaimed Dice Monkey & strategist, our
“5th man”) – Chambers has spent his life in other’s shadows. After failing to get into command school due
to low test scores on warp drive theory and a certain indiscretion with a
Klingon Commandant’s daughter, he was relegated to a Red Shirt for his
perennial “so-so” performance reviews and total lack of meaningful
achievements. What is such a master of
mediocrity doing on TSE? Simply put, we
needed someone to get us coffee and snacks.
Chambers fit the bill…sort of. He’ll
likely not survive his first mission anyway.
Lazy bum couldn’t even get me a picture when I asked him to.
EDIT: Chambers finally responded to the picture request. It seems he has "obligations" that take up his valuable time. Although I did get a pic, it was only of his remedial arithmetic homework. Because you all still won't know his face, Aerion believes we can use him as an enforcer at Adepticon. If any of you run afoul of TSE up in Chi-town...watch out, we know a guy.
EDIT: Chambers finally responded to the picture request. It seems he has "obligations" that take up his valuable time. Although I did get a pic, it was only of his remedial arithmetic homework. Because you all still won't know his face, Aerion believes we can use him as an enforcer at Adepticon. If any of you run afoul of TSE up in Chi-town...watch out, we know a guy.
Now you can all see for yourselves what sort of "priorities" our Redshirt has |
10 comments:
Obviously Chambers is already calculating the necessary force required to pierce a skull with a stirrer straw. Judging by the numbers I can make out, the brand of non-dairy creamer is key.
If either of your guys have an emergency and you want another player I would be interested. I am 93.4% sure I will be there as I am currently on the GT waiting list.
I am Spaguatyrine from the back40k.
Love it,
Besides the brand of non-dairy creamer is absolutely key. You would not believe how many people assume all are created equal and completely ignore the surface area to specific gravity ratio. Then we get into Taylor verses U.S. stander screens and the real fun begins.
Any way Spag you keep your grubby, unwashed, roast beef smelling mitts off of my red shirt! Now if you will excuse me I am off to go chase that rainbow.
Wait... roast beef?
And remember, Chambers, it's CHASE, not TASTE.
It's good to see Aerion is now able to count to three
Spaguatyrine, I can't believe how quickly Adepticon ran out of slots this year! I hope you get a chance to play, and I'd love to meet you. If you are there, I'll try and have one of the Back40k guys point you out, or you can just look for the bald, freakishly tall guy wearing a sweet green TSE shirt. I'll even buy the first round if you promise to tell me what "spaguatyrine" means. :-)
oh that's easy.
it's the armies he plays.
Spa= Space Marines(Space Wolves)
Gua= Guard
Tyr= tyranids
ine= More Marine(GK's)
and you don't have to worry about the drink. I think Spag's is still dry.
Now THAT is clever. If he's dry then I can still get him a drink of his choice, or he can designate a booze surrogate.
-Raises hand and jumps up and down (well, okay, it's more of a bounce-in-place).
I would like to come up and get games in with you guys sometime! I have to get some practice to defend my Nova Invitational spot. I started at 23 and was told 50 would eventually drop. Later!
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